Ian Lockwood’s Girlfriend Pageant

20 women compete to be pop-star-comedian Ian Lockwood‘s heterosexual girlfriend! With 4 rounds — Gown & Age, Talent, Verisimilitude, and Emotional Support — any of these beautiful women could be crowned Ian’s Girlfriend.

The winner will reign as Ian’s heterosexual girlfriend for one (1) year and receive a one (1) year supply of hot dogs from Jonathan’s Crazy Hot Dogs*.

* One (1) year supply of hot dogs is defined as one thousand (1000) hot dogs and will be delivered in one shipment on January 1st, 2022. Buns not included.